Monday, May 19, 2008
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Ashoka the Great
i survived another attack of malaria nad typhoid, thatoo in less than 11 months..its a great feeling to survive on bread, tender coconut,mosambi and tablets...tablets the size of cashewnuts...the worst part is self cooking and appraising it:(....hope i will be fit for a mug of beer in couple of months...its believed Napolean the Great coudnt survive the twin attack - malaria and typhoid but i survived,twice.. Ashoka the Great
Saturday, August 25, 2007
adults only story-read at your discretion
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and
hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on.
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch pissed out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head !"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and
hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on.
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch pissed out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head !"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"
Monday, August 20, 2007
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
New 7 Wonders of the World campaign is a media hoax
Unesco, which runs the World Heritage Programme, has denied that it has anything to do with this campaign.
"The New 7 Wonders of the World" campaign has been launched by the owner of a Swiss website. "The whole campaign is a media hoax" The campaign is not backed by any government agency, though it is good and in the interest of the tourism industry as a whole to promote the Taj Mahal.
No two monuments are alike and they should not be compared. "It is an injustice to the status and dignity of the Taj Mahal."
So Please do not waste your time and money on voting the new 7 wonders and/or loose on SMS Charges by sending Text Message votes
"The New 7 Wonders of the World" campaign has been launched by the owner of a Swiss website. "The whole campaign is a media hoax" The campaign is not backed by any government agency, though it is good and in the interest of the tourism industry as a whole to promote the Taj Mahal.
No two monuments are alike and they should not be compared. "It is an injustice to the status and dignity of the Taj Mahal."
So Please do not waste your time and money on voting the new 7 wonders and/or loose on SMS Charges by sending Text Message votes