Alcoholism....

My girl friend was naggin about my drinking habits....
that i drink every friday with my colleagues..
and that i am finding an excuse to drink...
i expalined to her why i drink...i mean why WE drink...

" We drink only once ( a week)
We drink only when we are depressed
We drink only when we are extremely happy
We drink only when client screws us badly
We drink only when feel like celebrating
We drink only when feel like drinking
We drink only to support the governement
We drink only to bitch about creative
We drink only...."

and she slammed the phone down...